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yo mama jokes!!!
(that's oprah winfrey-she looks like a momma!!!)
Welcome to my "yo mama" section of mah site! here you will find a lot of yo mama jokes.
*yo mama so fat, she sweats gravy!
*yo mama so fat, when she farted, she went into orbit!
*yo mama so fat, whenever she wears a red shirt, kids outside yell "it's the kool aid man!"
*yo mama so fat, she took up 6 1/2 pages in her 3rd grade yearbook!
*yo mama so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
*yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
*yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change!
*yo mama so fat, she saw a school bus and yelled, "hey! stop that twinkie!"
*yo mama so fat, she got 2 area codes!
*yo mama so fat, she got more chins than a hong kong phone book!
*yo mama so fat, she uses a vacuum for a tampon!
*yo mama so fat, she pees nice hot butter! (popcorn flavor)
*yo mama so fat, she once went on a seafood diet-whenever she saw food she ate it!
*yo mama so fat, she uses a parachute as panties!
*yo mama so fat, when she wears a black shirt in new york, people yell "rolling black-outs!"
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*yo mama so poor, they put her photo on food stamps!
*yo mama so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money!
*yo mama so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers!
*yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, SHE stuck her head out the window and said 'Ding-Dong!'
*yo mama so poor, she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry!
*yo mama so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette and she screamed, 'brr! who turned off the heater!?'
*yo mama so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
*yo mama so poor, she got a pair of 4 striped adidas and put white-out on one stripe and claimed they were adidas!
that's all I have for right now. If you want, send me ur jokes and I'll put them here with ur name on it!
(example: yo mama so old, she has cobwebs in her cootch. -Martha Stewart)
yea, something like that. send them to my email at dirtychimp182@hotmail.com OR @yahoo.com. Bon Voyage!
this a picture of a mom and her child. I wonder how this child will be in 20 years!
